Thanksgiving jokes

Inside: Thanksgiving jokes and a printable cootie catcher for kids.

 

I sauntered into the kitchen. That 30 pound bird smelled so good. Opening the oven door to baste the turkey… I had a mini heart attack.

 

My Thanksgiving turkey had imploded.

Sitting in 3 inches of juice, with black charred ribs showing from under the skin, I panicked.

I ran to my dad.

“I need to show you something.” I whispered. “NOW.”

Shopping for all the fixings, preparing for all the wonderful family and friends, and dealing with imploding turkeys.

 

Make it a point to laugh a lot this year.

If you’re anything like me, you might need a few bad (clean) jokes to add to your toolkit.

 

Here’s to a smiling and belly-laughing Thanksgiving week!