90 Thanksgiving Jokes to Make Your Kids Laugh October 29, 2019 By Bekki 3 Comments This content may contain affiliate links. Know someone this will bless? Share on Facebook Share Share on Pinterest Pin it Share on TwitterTweet Send To Devices Send Inside: Thanksgiving jokes and a printable cootie catcher for kids. I sauntered into the kitchen. That 30 pound bird smelled so good. Opening the oven door to baste the turkey… I had a mini heart attack. My Thanksgiving turkey had imploded. Sitting in 3 inches of juice, with black charred ribs showing from under the skin, I panicked. I ran to my dad. “I need to show you something.” I whispered. “NOW.” The holidays can be quite stressful. Shopping for all the fixings, preparing for all the wonderful family and friends, and dealing with imploding turkeys. Make it a point to laugh a lot this year. If you’re anything like me, you might need a few bad (clean) jokes to add to your toolkit. How about 90 Jokes? Here’s to a smiling and belly-laughing Thanksgiving week! The first 30 giggles are From Childhood Beckons 31. Q: Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down? A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat! 32. Q: How did they send the turkey through the mail? A: Bird class! 33. Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him! 34. Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving? A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed! 35. Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band? A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks! 36. Q: What type of key is not good for opening doors? A: A Tur-key! Just for FUN: Download Your Thanksgiving Jokes- Cootie Catcher {Printable} You remember these. Your kids will LOVE it! 37. Q: What kind of car did the Pilgrim drive? A: A Plymouth 38. Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up! 39. Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving? A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays! 40. Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? A: The letter G 41. Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up! 42. Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving? A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays! Grab 15 Thanksgiving Jokes from Activity Village Your kids will think you are brilliant if you glance at a joke in your pocket and then spring it on them every 20-40 minutes! You’ve got plenty of sillies here to make them giggle. 5 Crazy Thanksgiving Jokes 5 Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes 9 Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes 14 Pilgrim jokes If you were keeping score, that series of Pilgrim jokes brings us to 90 silly, eye-rolling and hilarious jokes to help you enjoy your Turkey day with food, family and laughter. And hopefully, a turkey that doesn’t implode in an oven that spiked to 600 degrees without warning! BONUS: Good Old Ha Ha Jokes A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”“No, ma’am. They’re dead.” A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?” What more could you ask for than giggles and laughter? A functioning oven. The FULL STORY of my imploding turkey is here. Download Your Thanksgiving Jokes- Cootie Catcher {Printable} Know someone this will bless? Share on Facebook Share Share on Pinterest Pin it Share on TwitterTweet Send To Devices Send
Carol Shaver says November 23, 2020 at 9:17 am But why did the Turkey do that?! Was it still edible?! What happened?! I don’t see the rest of the story anywhere. Did I miss it somewhere?! Reply