90 Thanksgiving Jokes to Make Your Kids Laugh

Thanksgiving Homeschooling ideas: The Best Gift for Your Family: Laughter

The holidays can be quite stressful.

Make it a point to laugh a lot this year, better yet get your kiddos to laugh. Now, my kids would be the first to tell you that I do not laugh enough, so this year I am arming myself with a huge list of jokes to surprise them with through Thanksgiving week.

Here’s to a smiling and belly-laughing week!

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I collected 90, that’s right 90 jokes

to help you travel your merry way:)

Childhood Beckons has 30 great starter jokes Here are a few to get you going…

Q: Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!

Q: How did they send the turkey through the mail?

A: Bird class!

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?

A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What type of key is not good for opening doors?

A: A Tur-key!

Q: What kind of car did the Pilgrim drive?A: A Plymouth Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up! Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving?A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays! Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?A: The G

A: A Plymouth

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?

A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving?

A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays!

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

A: The G