90 Thanksgiving Jokes to Make Your Kids Laugh October 29, 2019 By Bekki 1 Comment This content may contain affiliate links. Know someone this will bless? Share on Facebook Share Share on Pinterest Pin it Share on TwitterTweet Send To Devices Send Thanksgiving Homeschooling ideas: The Best Gift for Your Family: Laughter The holidays can be quite stressful. Make it a point to laugh a lot this year, better yet get your kiddos to laugh. Now, my kids would be the first to tell you that I do not laugh enough, so this year I am arming myself with a huge list of jokes to surprise them with through Thanksgiving week. Here’s to a smiling and belly-laughing week! Just for FUN: Download Your Thanksgiving Jokes- Cootie Catcher {Printable} I collected 90, that’s right 90 jokes to help you travel your merry way:) Childhood Beckons has 30 great starter jokes Here are a few to get you going… Q: Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down? A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat! Q: How did they send the turkey through the mail? A: Bird class! Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him! Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving? A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed! Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band? A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks! Q: What type of key is not good for opening doors? A: A Tur-key! Q: What kind of car did the Pilgrim drive?A: A Plymouth Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up! Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving?A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays! Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?A: The G A: A Plymouth Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up! Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving? A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays! Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? A: The G GrabThanksgiving Jokes from Activity Village with a cute pdf printable. Your kids will think you are brilliant if you glance at a joke and spring it one them every 20-40 minutes! Crazy Thanksgiving Jokes Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes Pilgrim jokes Holiday Fun for the Whole Family: 77 Thanksgiving Coloring Pages 90 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids 7 Thanksgiving Science Experiments More Thanksgiving Activities Thanksgiving Math, Reading, Science Activities for 3rd Grade 30 Thanksgiving Activities, Crafts, and Games for K-2nd Grade 21 Thanksgiving Math Activities for Kindergarten 4 Thanksgiving Jokes Solved with Divisibility Fall Math and Literacy Super Bundle- Grades K-2 Print this free homeschool mom reminder. This post comes with a free printable reminder list to help keep your heart focused on the heart of homeschooling. I always have the hardest staying focused. This printable simplifies it! Here is a sneak preview… Download Your Free Printable Download the checklist. You’ll get the printable, plus join 9,000+ homeschool moms who receive my weekly parenting tips and ideas! Print. Any paper will do the trick, but card stock would be ideal. Place it on your refrigerator as a helpful reminder. Know someone this will bless? Share on Facebook Share Share on Pinterest Pin it Share on TwitterTweet Send To Devices Send