The Pinky Promise Every Woman Needs to Make

Inside: a truth, a promise, and a giveaway.

Standing in the sun watching our kids jump on a trampoline, she reached under my chin and pulled out a hair.

“You had a long golden hair growing under your chin.”

I was horrified.

This beautiful, funny, and brilliant woman just reached out and plucked a hair from my chin.

And then she laughed and made me promise to do the same for her if I ever saw “a straggler”.

This woman redefined what a true friend looks like in my life.

• She took care of my children when I threw out my back
• Made my family meals when I was sick
• Babysat my kids so I could get my Pap smear without two young sons in the room
• Brought my husband and me a cooler of food and a roll of quarters when my 3-year old son was recovering from major surgery. “Just in case you want to get something from the vending machine.”

Women.

We try really hard to hold it all together, to remember to put on fresh lipstick when we go to the store and to stop and cross our legs when we sneeze. We work very hard to look good, sound good, and be good.

But we don’t have it all together.

My friend taught me that some of the most important friends in life are our Chin Hair Friends.

“If you’re ever in a coma, I Pinky Swear to love your kids, feed your husband and to sneak into your room and pluck your chin hairs.”

Do you have one or two Chin Hair Friends?

If you’re younger than 30, you may be in denial at needing such a person in your life. But you’ll understand soon enough. If you have European blood, like me, it’s inevitable.

Ask our  husbands? No Way!!

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I adore my husband.

He is a loving, caring, attentive man and he lives to bless me and our kids.

But ask him to pluck my chin? Nope.

I want him to always think of me as a goddess.

Not a woman who needs to shave. There are just somethings that our husbands shouldn’t have to do for us.

Start looking for your Chin Hair Friends (CHF) Now.

You really only need one or two. I like to consider the subject of chin hair to be a “you better not tell anyone” secrets.

With your CHF, you will need to be vulnerable.

• She’ll have to know you have a mustache if you neglect hygiene for too long. But she’ll love you anyway.
• You’re gonna have to tell her when you need help. Trust me she’ll come running. CHFs, always come running.
• You’ll have no one who makes you laugh harder. Consider it an ab workout. It totally counts! Especially if you laugh with a mouth full of coffee and it dribbles down your hairy chinny chin chin.

Find Her Now and Make Some Pinky Promises

• If you’re ever in a coma, I will sneak in and pluck your chin hair and eyebrows, and pray over you.
• I promise to love on your children if something terrible ever happens to you.
• I will make sure your husband stays fed and your laundry gets washed.
• No matter how hard life becomes I will be there.

There’s a flip side.

• We will laugh until we pee a little when life is funny and “no one else can know THAT just happened”
• We will rejoice and weep together.
• We will always pray for one another

Make a Pinky Swear.

And then relax.

Get your CHF Swag today

Tell everyone it stands for Christian Homeschool Friend, Crazy Hat friends, or Coolest Happy Friends… But your bestie will know and you’ll both sleep better at night.

Because when life happens, the Lord will use her to lovingly take care of you and your family.

And your secret will be safe in her hands and with her tweezers.

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