- Why is farting in a brother’s face the proper response to being wronged?
- Why do socks need to be worn inside out?
- How will boys learn to lift the lid if no one will confess that they are the ones who pee all over the seat?
- When is it ok to pull the wings off of bugs?
Will they grow up to be kind hearted, considerate hard working men?
Or will they be pencil destroying, toilet peeing, face farting fools?
Because nothing unravels the peace in my home faster than when I throw a fit.